Unbelievable. This online dating thing is hilarious! So, tonight I got an Email from a guy who goes by the screen name "True Romeo." It reads, "I am going to be totally forward and honest, I want ... [ Read More ]
My Humbling Two Minutes and Thirty-two Seconds with Ellen in April 2009
There's nothing quite like concluding one's 15 minutes of fame with a PSA on ELLEN letting all of America know you've lost your house and your job but gained access to a senior living community where ... [ Read More ]
SILENCED NIGHT
When I was twenty-one, all I got for Christmas that year was a large dose of anesthesia followed by six hours of maxillofacial (jaw) surgery. That’s right party people, this cheerleader’s cheers ... [ Read More ]