Mankind knows no limit. Honestly, humanity is amazing! Do you realize that out of nothing at all, we've created famous structures like Machu Picchu, the Great Wall of China, the BIGGEST ... [ Read More ]
What’s in a Name?
Based on my name alone, I often wonder if my parents thought they were having kittens rather than twins. I desperately want to believe my name selection resulted from last-minute spontaneity. ... [ Read More ]
Things I don’t understand. Like SkyMall.
Remember that time you got SO drunk at Phoenix Sky Harbor airport before a flight to Burbank, that by the time you boarded your plane, not only had you ordered another drink, but you'd also purchased ... [ Read More ]
Family Traditions
Here in the United States, we set aside one Sunday in June to honor fatherhood and celebrate paternal bonds, and the influence of fathers in society. (HAPPY FATHER’S DAY, POPS!) But in our family, the ... [ Read More ]
Logging off from ‘Weiner’net Dating
Oh sweet cheeks, look at you just sitting there as deflated as a beach ball in December! I know, I know. This whole online dating process just makes you want to choke a baby or slap your own face ... [ Read More ]
Camshafted in Texas
“This is Texas. Change your plates or move back,” read the Post-It© note that someone stuck on my side-mirror a few months ago. “To hell with California,” it continued. “WAIT, WHAT? Why ... [ Read More ]
Male Order Bride
He walks into the bar most nights with his shoulders slouched down as his heavy feet scuff loudly against the cement floor - but not tonight. With dark eyes that match the hair dye he uses to color ... [ Read More ]
Male Polish
I've purchased several bottles of nail polish simply because I'm inexplicably drawn to the name. I tend to gravitate toward varying shades of Red. I am even the proud owner of one bottle of "Friar, ... [ Read More ]