Unbelievable. This online dating thing is hilarious! So, tonight I got an Email from a guy who goes by the screen name "True Romeo." It reads, "I am going to be totally forward and honest, I want ... [ Read More ]
My Humbling Two Minutes and Thirty-two Seconds with Ellen in April 2009
There's nothing quite like concluding one's 15 minutes of fame with a PSA on ELLEN letting all of America know you've lost your house and your job but gained access to a senior living community where ... [ Read More ]
Wanna Play With Daddy?
Maybe I’m just not cut out for online dating... The last time I signed up for an online dating site, I ended up on a blind date in the Bahamas (long story) with a man from Birmingham, Alabama who ... [ Read More ]
Online Dating Sighs, Err, I Mean Sites
Okay, so here's the deal, I signed up one last time for an online dating site. It’s been less than 48 hours and I’m already about to chop my own head off. I can’t even get passed, or past, the ... [ Read More ]
Singled out on Facebook
Yesterday, I received the following Email from a guy in response to my recent blog entitled, “Females Don’t Play Fair on Facebook:” I have one question that I don't believe you answered in your ... [ Read More ]
Females Don’t Play Fair on Facebook
The colorful cat is out of the bag, or shall I say, “The boobies are out of bra? If you spent any time on Facebook yesterday, you undoubtedly noticed a surge in “colorful” updates. Reason being? ... [ Read More ]
SILENCED NIGHT
When I was twenty-one, all I got for Christmas that year was a large dose of anesthesia followed by six hours of maxillofacial (jaw) surgery. That’s right party people, this cheerleader’s cheers ... [ Read More ]
10 Indications It Was a Bad First Date
The year was 2009. I was footloose and fancy free and living in Aspen for the winter. The following story prompted this, my first blog post. And thus began SMITH WIT: Not all dates are going to ... [ Read More ]